January 2012
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This is why I don't like getting in the car to go...
nathanisd0pe:
When bitches are right behind the damn car, bitch I will run your ass over.
When niggas just zoom right in front of you, aha, why did you do that, bitch?
When people break for no damn reason, aha why the fuck did you do that?
That one one hoe who has the brightest lights in the damn freeway.
When someone looks at me like they about to do something to me, bitch fuck now, I will...
Watchtraceeywins:
l 0 l
if you laugh you’re going to hell
:-)
Getting drunk for New Years.
uhdaynalyn:
ok
baibai.
allisonnguyen:
Less then 24 hours to find someone to kiss on New Years. Eh who am I kidding, that’s not gonna happen. -.-
You miserable miserable child! :(
That awkward moment when that hot girl on tumblr...
IS FUCKING UGLY IN PERSON. SERIOUSLY! I SAW YOU AT THE FUCKING MALL, I WONDER HOW YOUR CAMERA MAKES YOU SO HOT WHEN IN REALITY YOU’RE A COMPLETE DISASTER! HOW HOW HOW! SKLHFDMKSHGKSDBGDSKFGBMDSFG
I hate having people over
especially days when I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT THE FUCK ALONE. x) My room is the ONLY PLACE I CAN BE to hide from all those people outside my house……SOCIETY AND PEOPLE I HATE…and it keeps me away from family. I sleep in myh room, i watch movies in my room, the only time im away is in my room and when i have people over..they’ll be in my room x) I’m just glad i got home...
It's my auntie's birthday today
and I couldn’t care less….you know why? I don’t even talk to her, she never shows up for the holidays……….shes idol now and i barely see her and when i do its VERY AWKWARD………………I mean its a small family afterall and all the adults talk about how ALL THE FAMILY IS SUPPOSED TO STICK...
December 2011
I just want to be alone..........FUCK
I just want to be by myself… x) No plans for new years, I really don’t give a shit, I’m just going to stay home and watch movies in my room and hear fireworks outside…I don’t care :/
I hate having people over. like my cousins. Because when there are days I just want to be alone, I CAN’T x)
It just pisses me off and annoys me to death x)
They’re always too loud and never shuts the fuck up……and i have to work around his sleeping schedule and my quality of sleep is highly inadequate..plus i have to bring him along with me…..which i hate to do ALL...
i am hot for you baby
she says shes too young
thrust harder
SO I MADE THIS SONG FROM VICTORIOUS
imsohornyithurts:
So tell me that YOU’RE 18 YEAHHHHHHH And tell me that YOU’RE OLD ENOUGH FOR ME And maybe IF YOU’RE NOT 18, I WOULDNT KNOW FOR SURE There’s nothing left to say Tell me that YOU’RE 18 ANYWAYS Tell me that YOU’RE 18 ANYWAYS Ohhh
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Fact 3: Pedophile and sex jokes make me laugh the...
imsohornyithurts:
But then again I can turn anything into a sex joke so everything makes me laugh
So I met this guy online and he seems nice
imsohornyithurts:
meanwhile……..
LEAVE ME ALONE IM ONLY 13!
imsohornyithurts:
Baby, that just makes me want you even MOREEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Steven, you're a great guy, I know you'll find a...
imsohornyithurts:
REALLY? OMG MY DAY HAS BEEN MADE!
Wait a minute, how can you say that so easily. You’re not the one that has to deal with my flaws, my short height, my never ending chain of sex jokes, my ugly face and my weird ass personality….AND YOU KNOW THAT I WOULD NEVER GO FOR YOU SO YOU THINK YOU’RE IN THE SAFETY ZONE! YOU’RE DEAD
When a girl tells me "Don't lie to me steven, look...
OMG THATS SO SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY it makes me want to stare at them and it makes me blush and smile for no reason…which makes it look like im lying because when you answer a question and smile you’re A FUCKING LIAR, but i cant help it, its CUTE AND ADORABLE WHEN A GIRL DOES THAT SLKJDFKLSGHDLFKGHDFKJGHDJFKLGBSJLDKG
kicksbfrchicks:
mcdammit:
How to flirt:
Say smooth suave sexy things like
Sit on my penis
Touch my penis
I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes
Do romantic things like:
Ask to see a girl’s boobs
Shave dollar signs into your pubes
Lay your balls on her head while she’s sleeping
LMFAO the last one…why!? hahaha
LOLOLOLOL
I thought you were cute ever since day one.
THEN I SAW YOU IN PERSON AND WAS LIKE DAMNN WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED AND THEN I LOST FEELINGS FOR YOU
i hate how i go from normal to jealous in a blink...
Watchkohthefacestealer:
garyfuckingoak:
manwithpenis:
me flipping my hair for 29 seconds
also check out that dog
you need a day job
you know what you could’ve done in those 29 seconds?
lots of things
^^^^lolololol
Cheating is easy. Try something challenging like...
