February 2011
Dear young girl,
sexandswishas:
You spread your legs to temporary affection & confuse love with erection then use “growing up without a father” as an excuse for your misdirection. All you ever wanted to hear was you were beautiful…well I’ll say it. Even if it takes forever for you to believe me…I’ll pass tissues for each tainted tear & write letters for everyday of the year…they’ll all begin
Dear...
January 2011
sex scandals
My mood constantly change, I have days where I want to break down and cry, I have days where I’m so happy, I have days where it’s just crappy as hell and I don’t feel a thing. However, my negative emotions outweigh the positive emotions and most of the time, I don’t know what to do. I have nothing to be sad of, maybe the usual “oh friends are gone friends are...
When those girls on Facebook take pictures and the...
And everyone is commenting like:
“OMFGZZZ Y0U’RE S00 GORGEOUS. Y0U’R3 FACE IS FLAWLESS. SHARE SOME OF YOU PRREEEETTYNESS PL3ASEE<#33#333#!!!111!!1!”
Then you’re just sitting there like:
When a guy dirty talks to you
xoxorachany:
some girls actually like that
extenze
Having a tumblr famous girlfriend might not be such a bad idea. If you made her mad in any way and you’re on the edge of a breakup, on her tumblr, you can read every shit she says about you and think to yourself how you can make it all better and when you make it all better she will be like “awwh he’s so sweet”.
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I DON’T think I would like to have a girlfriend who is tumblr famous. Because when a girl is tumblr famous, her enthusiasm on life is derived from the number of followers on her tumblr. She would be dependent on Tumblr and she would post everything about our life together. I want an independent girl.She would post up our sex position, she will vent to you guys about how bad I am at doggy...
Just because she's your girlfriend doesn't mean...
jessicadaox3:
Omg, how many times do I have to post this till you finally ask me…
Chris brown has became a better singer, yet most...
My friend got 12 new followers just for calling a guy cute. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, IF I CALL SOMEONE CUTE, I WOULD NOT GAIN OR LOSE A FOLLOWER, THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT. COCK, COCK, COCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
if they invented pokeballs, it would make...
It’s weird to notice but I like wild girls. Not slutty wild or sexual but I mean wild as in “crazy, mean, violent” kind of girls. They always spark my flames. I’m not into quiet nice girls as much, you can’t get very far with those things
You know what you guys need?
spksam:
masturbation.
girls need it too….
my nose bleeds everyday, I feel like I'm on my...
I have been cleaning up my house since 12:PM
MY house is big (not that I’m rich or anything because its a shitty house compared to all the big houses i seen)
There has been messes that has been there for 7 years, I’m cleaning up for tet
tet tet tet tet tet den roi tet tet tet tet tet tet moi nguoi :D
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How do I know I’m alive? How do I know I’m not just dreaming? Or that I’m currently in a coma and dreaming right now? How do I know that I’m not in a dramatic television show being watched by aliens? how do I know this isn’t just an imagination and that everything is real?
Friend: You're a pussy
stickysushi:
Me: You are what you eat
Anonymous asked: What's the farthest you ever gone with a girl?
ashlaaybby asked: lol, do you have aim or anything?
ashlaaybby asked: wait, i don't get it. what are we talking about again..? LOL
ashlaaybby asked: IMSOHORNYITHURTS. and wait.. i'm inside tho. if I put shades on, wouldn't that mean I won't be able to see anything?
ashlaaybby asked: imsohornyithurts? LOL but thanks! I don't see it tho..
Reblog if your 5'5 or under ; I want to follow you...
koalaluvsyou:
jennledawgg:
abcdefghijkllove:
5’2 (:
5’3”
5’4”
5’2 nd a half
queenofpho asked: OH TRUE TRUE, You were just warning me! LOLOL.
Watchqueenofpho:
vrumvrumm:
paekk:
mybabybobooiloveyou:
dam.
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PUSSIES .
Do they live in the fucking desert or something?
MAN, THIS IS THE BEST PORNO I EVER SEEN. GUY ON GUY ACTION, I DIDNT KNOW YOU CAN DO IT STANDING UP :D
queenofpho asked: WATCHU TRYIN TO SAY? That you're a pedofile? LMFAO
is it true? do black girls really have dick...
I agree, life sucks and it’s bad. But some people are complete bitches about it, they take it out of proportion. Saying bullshit like “OH MYGOD, MY LIFE SUCKS, I’M SO LONLEY AND NOBODY KNOWS HOW I FEEL, IM NOT HAPPY AT ALL, I PUT A BIG ASS SMILE ON THE OUTSIDE WHEN ON THE INSIDE IM THE MOST MISERABLE PERSON OUT THERE” dude SHUT THE FUCK UP! Life can suck, you can sit here...
Watchrabenacohmalani:
mermaidmanityofficer:
Walking to Sushi Land from SC ):
My mom would have killed me if i walked out like that and its hella dark smh
I miss my bopping days, when southcenter used to be the one of the best hang out spots ever. Now it’s boring, and everyone who bopped with me changed and branched out into different identities. When I watch this video, I could remember...
lovejasmein asked: there are a lot of asian girls that look like they're eighteen while i'm over here looking like i'm twelve. Your argument is invalid. lol.
My night is so great right now and I'm not even...
The only people who get mad when someone talks shit to them is someone who’s losing badly, or taking it too seriously. So to win an argument, you have to play it off like it doesn’t mean shit to you yet your comebacks have to be smart enough to shut them up :D
This girl brings joy to my day, in this case night...
Her: YO NIGGA
Me: WHATS POPPIN ITS YO BOY STEVEN YO KNOW WHAT IT IS :-D
Her: Uh huh you know what it is , you know my dick is big
Me: :DDDD
YEAH YEAH and im bald so I wear a wig
it aint nuttin but a thang my nig : -D
Her: Shut the fuck up before I pull the trig (:
Me: trig? sine cosine and tangent? :-D
Why are people so sexual now a days? When someones...
I want myspace back. I used to love the feeling of meeting someone new. On facebook you can’t even do that shit without people giving you weird looks. “OOh hes a stalker”, just for clicking the “add button” shoot, your bitchass should compliment me. But I don’t get it, what makes adding someone on facebook different than myspace? If I ever add someone randomly...
When a hug that lasts 00:00:20 is given to a girl,...
rabenacohmalani:
matthewafurtado:
DON’T LET GO I HAVE 4 MORE SECONDS!
say wut
DUDE WHEN A GIRL ORGASMS SHE ALSO PRODUCES OXYTOCIN? DOES GIVING HER AN ORGASM MAKE HER TRUST YOU MORE? YALL ARE STUPID GO TAKE A SCIENCE CLASS
xrochellefbby.: Sex story. →
xrochellefbby:
I’ll take you to my room, strip for you, taking my clothes off slowly. I’m wearing an all black lingerie. I walk up to you, and push you on the bed, slowly unbuttoning your shirt, then, unbutton your pants. We’re both half naked now. I grab your hands, pin you down, and make out with you, biting…
Wow, this is as vivd as my sex imagination
rabenacohmalani asked: LOL, HIM? Top that? He won't ever come close, (: but its okay I don't want anything for valentines day anyways.
there should be a sex day after valentines day,...
IF YOU’RE TAKEN, ARE THEY AUTOMATICALLY YOUR VALENTINES? OR DO YOU STILL HAVE TO ASK THEM?
I'm the Adventure, You're the Pirate: Valentines... →
rabenacohmalani:
This is the first thing I worked on for my boyfriends valentines day gift. I made him a letter but then I thought it would be cooler to make it drop down the way it is.
There are a total of 22 index cards all attached together making it drop down to the height of about 5”5’. Which…
DAMNN this is really innovative and it’s so cute how your putting so much effort...
Our boners only goal is to rise up and be noticed,...
I hate when I think I think I like someone when I REALLY just miss them. I must be confused or something
I don't believe in someone being 'clingy'
pababe:
To me ‘clingy’ means they CARE
OMG I WILL SUCK THE DICK OF THE PERSON WHO SAID THAT, THAT IS SOOO TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
semen is good for the skin, you cna use it like...
I had a dream that I was in my room with my baby sister, and there were niggers outside with a gun, i looked out my window and the first thing I did was threw my baby sister in the closet, closed the closet door, locked the door, came out with my keys and my phone, I called 911 and after that they told me to stay in my room but then I didn’t. I came out, they broke down the front door and I...
TITS OR NO FOLLOW BACK
spksam:
WHAT IF I AINT GOT NONE?
If you believe in Jesus Christ, reblog this and...
sharonfelix:
ahleeyahnuhh:
aznkoolman5:
jessicadeeezy:
joshuatorres:
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THE BIBLE DON’T SAY YOU HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE JESUS CHRIST ON TUMBLR, AS LONG AS IN MY HEART I KNOW I ACKNOWLEDGE HIM, I DON’T NEED TO REBLOG ANYTHING TO PROVE THAT I DONT!